“I’ve got my helmet on, nothing can do me wrong…”

Can the life of an Anglo-Saxon warrior be both heroic and delicious? Dave at Studenda Mira thinks the answer to this question is an emphatic “gese” after noticing this cake in the shape of the Sutton Hoo helmet.

King Alfred was clearly nowhere in sight when Charm City Cakes in Baltimore concocted this confection. If Beowulf had possessed such a mighty war-helm, Grendel might have abandoned his mindless slaughter in favor of wandering off to deal with his diabetes—and victory, though hardly noble, certainly would have been sweet.

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