“Lo, for four winters I ravaged the playground, terrorized the feeble hearts of toddlers, deprived neighboring preschoolers of juice—until one day, a sibling arrived, taking the place that the protector of warriors formerly bestowed upon me…”
Swa cwaeð min sweostorsonu, snottor on mode…
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Awwwwww. What a cutie!